Angela Miller Players Wanted Thread

[Christopher Jee]

Now that Il Maestro is taking his luscious locks back to the vineyard, Angela Miller is left without an object of affection worthy of the attention.

Given how knowledgeable and helpful this forum has always been, I figured I'd get the ball rolling on rumors and leads that might lead us to securing a replacement. And no, Angela Miller , Stertzer doesn't count. You deserve better than that.

 

[Kangaroo Jack]

Marco Boriello seem like a good fit for Angela

 

[Christopher Jee]

Marco Boriello seem like a good fit for Angela

The target forward we've been waiting for: https://sofifa.com/player/123576/18/158900. Unfortunately he's under contract until Summer 2019 and at 35 I'm not sure he's quite old enough.

 

[JayH]

Jo Inge Berget's contract is up on December 31, he is a good fit for us as a goal-scoring striker/left wing, and he definitely has a beard.

 

[Kangaroo Jack]

The target forward we've been waiting for: https://sofifa.com/player/123576/18/158900. Unfortunately he's under contract until Summer 2019 and at 35 I'm not sure he's quite old enough.

that picture though

ETA: not sure why youre trying to use logic here

 

[Christopher Jee]

that picture though

ETA: not sure why youre trying to use logic here

I see beard potential.

 

[Kjbert]

I see beard potential.

I bet he can't SEE beard potential though

 

[gbservis]

This could be a very fun exercise, good idea Christopher Jee . Maybe Angela Miller could kindly provide a list of attributes in order of importance to help guide our search. I know from past posts Long hair, beard, dark hair and Italian are key factors but I'm not sure what takes priority.

 

[Schwallacus]

I thought she hates beards? Didn't Angela Miller love Pirlo more when he was clean shaven?? And top 5 football playing dudes with long hair that she may want on the team;

1. Mikkel Diskerud; minimal to no beard, long flowing locks.

2. Thomas Brady- also clean shaven, could be the quarterback our midfield needs, had long hair in the past.

3. Pablo Osvaldo- Man bun, long hair, but has a beard. May be a deal breaker.

4. David Luiz- who knows how long his hair would be straightened, but he's damn sure got a lot of it.

5. Antoine Griezmann- long hair, clean shaven, but French. Not sure if Angela only goes for the Italians or not. If it's only Italian... this list is unworthy.

 

[Mario]

add fellaini to that list

 

[Falastur]

I'm thinking Candreva here. You guys need to remember that the player really needs to be Italian to tick off the Angela box.

 

[Kangaroo Jack]

 

[Gotham Gator]

 

[LionNYC]

 

[Angela Miller]

Marco Boriello seem like a good fit for Angela

I FUCKIN WISH !! Marco is close with my Andrea they have played together in three teams AC MILAN JUVENTUS and The National ! He's a very gorgeous guy and be perfect to piss the Jury Forum Members off !! I don't think I could ever stop laughing !!

 

[Angela Miller]

Now that Il Maestro is taking his luscious locks back to the vineyard, Angela Miller is left without an object of affection worthy of the attention.

Given how knowledgeable and helpful this forum has always been, I figured I'd get the ball rolling on rumors and leads that might lead us to securing a replacement. And no, Angela Miller , Stertzer doesn't count. You deserve better than that.

THANKS Christopher Jee !!! THIS WAS ALL HIS IDEA !!! I told him not to do this !!! He's Crazy !!

 

[Angela Miller]

Jo Inge Berget's contract is up on December 31, he is a good fit for us as a goal-scoring striker/left wing, and he definitely has a beard.

JayH This is NOT UP for Consideration !!!!! Sorry But Leprechauns Aren't My Thing !! Thanks for the try though !

 

[Angela Miller]

This could be a very fun exercise, good idea Christopher Jee . Maybe Angela Miller could kindly provide a list of attributes in order of importance to help guide our search. I know from past posts Long hair, beard, dark hair and Italian are key factors but I'm not sure what takes priority.

ALL of these are Priority !!! My first choice Marco Borriello is my first choice . But Marco is really the opposite of the kinda guy i go for it's weird i like him . If You want to know it would have to be someone with a look like he could fit in the 70's decade . That's where I get the love of long hair from ! I'm from the world of Rock n Roll ! Guy's like Steven Tyler Joe Perry Paul Stanley and Eddie Van Halen Fuckin Ruled my world ! So I hope this helps !!

 

[Angela Miller]

THIS Is A Fuckin Phenomenal Picture of our dear Mix !!! I would Love to see him back!! He sure got the Shaft from NYCFC !! But this was all ANDREA'S Fault ! When he came in they had to make a place for him . So Mix got the out and how ironic because Andrea is Mix's Idol ! But Damn Mix and The Candy Boy Stertzer together side by side HOLY SHIT ! That would fill all those Andrea seats with a lot of Girls/Women and bring the poster sales up a billion !!!

 

[Angela Miller]

I Love Andrea no matter what ! But you were right when i fell in love he was long haired and clean shaven for the world to see that God Given Angel Face . I very much miss his real face and hope to God he will finally shave it now what the Fuck else will he have to do with his day's now !!