Frank Lampard [Midfielder]

If he picked up an injury from eating, it's definitely after a 2-hour binge session of Brazilian BBQ at Churrascaria Plataforma and the next morning's straining for relief.

And we all dreamed of Lampard pairing up with Villa. But instead, it's with

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This is admittedly wacky conspiracy territory, and some facts don't quite fit (such as he could at least play 10-20 minutes a game for them but apparently not for us)

Even if not taken that far, part of me will always wonder (in my lay non-medical opinion) whether playing 2013-14 with Chelsea, then 2014 world cup, followed by 2014-15 with City and finally on to NYCFC has played a role in picking up an injury or prolonging recovery. I get Goodfella's point that stuff happens -- btw, Veron is available tonight for Red Bulls v. Orlando -- and I would have an easier time accepting that, and would be more free of doubt, if he had been here from day 1
 
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If he picked up an injury from eating, it's definitely after a 2-hour binge session of Brazilian BBQ at Churrascaria Plataforma and the next morning's straining for relief.
I regret not going back after my 18th birthday before I moved out of NYC.
 
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I regret not going back after my 18th birthday before I moved out of NYC.
You're not in NYC? Huh, I totally thought you were part of the local TR crowd.

CP makes for an absolutely ridiculous evening of debauchery...
 
Points scored for wearing team shorts at the beach in the Hamptons. And for hanging on free time with Jack Flash. These are the things I appreciate seeing.

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Not to be the manager, but to form a committee to advise the FA on what's wrong with the team and who'd be a good replacement.

Sort of what he did to get rid of Kreis
 
So NYCFC is running #AskLampard on Twitter for Frank to respond to some questions.

This one seemed a bit odd:


It's from Chelsea girl (per previously discussions on the postmatch discussion threads). She's wearing a Revs jersey in her profile picture.

Someone better check those cookies or brownies for roofies.
 
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