Sean Okoli [Forward]

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Name: Sean Ugo Okoli
Joined Club: 12/05/2016
Position: Forward

Acquired via undisclosed means from FC Cincinnati during the close-season of 2016.

MLSSoccer profile:
http://www.mlssoccer.com/players/sean-okoli
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AskAboutUgo
Wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Okoli
 
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My work friend who very loosely supports the red bulls just asked me if that Cincinnati team was coming to MLS yet. I said no, and added that we just snatched their top scorer, league MVP and golden boot winner. He was like "oh wow, 3 players!" and I was like "nope, that's just one guy."

:)
Wait, he was the top scorer AND the golden boot winner?

That is incredible.
 
I just figured the team's top scorer was an accolade worth mentioning, and golden boot was a separate accomplishment on the league scale.
I'm an economy of words guy. Why say two things when one communicates the exact same thing.

Just busting balls.
 
Acquired via undisclosed means from FC Cincinnati during the close-season of 2016.


I considered the wording a few times before just kind of shrugging and going "screw it". I doubt he was signed on a free and NYCFC certainly didn't make any reference to how he was signed that I saw, which suggests there was some fee or other, but without knowing more I couldn't possibly elaborate.

I know that it makes it sound like sexual favours or drugs were involved, but...hey, I can't technically rule that out...

sorry so that first bit, is that like bean with an S or shawn? you didn't clarify.

It's Sean as in "Shawn".
 
I came up with a song for him last night in the tune of Vamos Celestes...

Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo
Shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn Ugo Okoli.
Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo Ugo.
 
I considered the wording a few times before just kind of shrugging and going "screw it". I doubt he was signed on a free and NYCFC certainly didn't make any reference to how he was signed that I saw, which suggests there was some fee or other, but without knowing more I couldn't possibly elaborate.

I know that it makes it sound like sexual favours or drugs were involved, but...hey, I can't technically rule that out...



It's Sean as in "Shawn".
#MLS
 
I came up with a song for him last night in the tune of Vamos Celestes...

Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo
Shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn Ugo Okoli.
Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo, Ugo Ugo.
Or like a rugby chant.

Ugo, Ugo, Ugo!
Oke, Oke, Oke!
Ugo, Ugo, Ugo!
Oke, Oke, Oke!
Ugo!
Oke!
Ugo!
Oke!
Ugo, Ugo, Ugo!
Oke, Oke, Oke!