Yaya Toure to set to come to NYCFC?

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Yaya seems just like the type of player who would take the big paycheck, insult everyone on the team, and loaf around with a general mood between "IDGAF" and "Rafa Marquez not on my level".

Unless they promised him cake every day, in which he'd just be an immovable statue in center midfield.

Hell no. No no no.
 
Everyone aware that this is 100% manufacture speculation by a singular unreliable source, right?

It could also be a trial balloon, strategically leaked to see what happens.

I'm fully against Yaya Toure playing in NYCFC. He feels like the kind of player that would phone it in for a paycheck. Players with the raw passion of David Villa are rare, Toure does not strike me as one of those players.