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Remember to use a capital "S" in the password.
and its singular so leave off the last "S" too. Easy way to remember, its like that old mattress commercial jingle, 'leave off the last "S" for savings' ..... and, uh, i guess leave off the "VE" too since its an irregular plural. So remember if you wanna save, you leave off the "VES", all for the savings, but remember the "F", you need to spend the F to get in, we aren't running a charity here. The staff's gotta get paid and it's really the only thing keeping the lights on, so we need that F. If you wanna see little Timmy get presents under the tree this christmas load up on the F and bring it to us. Once we get the F, you get in, you go about your business and think nothing of it from that point on; but to us, we take that F, we cover some of our accounts payable and we pray our vendors don't cut us off on future orders because its been a rough year and we just took out a second mortgage to keep the shop open and we need need the shelves stocked cause we can't afford to have another slow holiday season or else this might be the end of all our hopes and all our dreams and we'd just be validating what our fathers told us, that it was a stupid idea and no one would buy into it and we should have applied to trade school and gotten a steady job like our electrician cousins who just got back from a second vacation this year while we were working throughout the whole summer just to make end's meat and we're living on a razors edge and if we get blindsided by any unforeseen expense its all going belly up.............. So for for the love of all that is good and holy don't forget the F, you can keep the VES, that for you, that's your perceived savings, we never even expected you to spend the VES its just their to build a false illusion, but the F, the F must be spent or we're done and amazon takes over another industry and then soon enough we all work for Bezos.

Pretty simple ya? I often use little word association games like that to help me remember stuff. Its very useful.
 
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and its singular so leave off the last "S" too. Easy way to remember, its like that old mattress commercial jingle, 'leave off the last "S" for savings' ..... and, uh, i guess leave off the "VE" too since its an irregular plural. So remember if you wanna save, you leave off the "VES", all for the savings, but remember the "F", you need to spend the F to get in, we aren't running a charity here. The staff's gotta get paid and it's really the only thing keeping the lights on, so we need that F. If you wanna see little Timmy get presents under the tree this christmas load up on the F and bring it to us. Once we get the F, you get in, you go about your business and think nothing of it from that point on; but to us, we take that F, we cover some of our accounts payable and we pray our vendors don't cut us off on future orders because its been a rough year and we just took out a second mortgage to keep the shop open and we need need the shelves stocked cause we can't afford to have another slow holiday season or else this might be the end of all our hopes and all our dreams and we'd just be validating what our fathers told us, that it was a stupid idea and no one would buy into it and we should have applied to trade school and gotten a steady job like our electrician cousins who just got back from a second vacation this year while we were working throughout the whole summer just to make end's meat and we're living on a razors edge and if we get blindsided by any unforeseen expense its all going belly up.............. So for for the love of all that is good and holy don't forget the F, you can keep the VES, that for you, that's your perceived savings, we never even expected you to spend the VES its just their to build a false illusion, but the F, the F must be spent or we're done and amazon takes over another industry and then soon enough we all work for Bezos.

Pretty simple ya? I often use little word association games like that to help me remember stuff. Its very useful.
What in the actual fuck is going on in this. Couldn’t read past the 2nd sentence
 
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