Friday Offtopic: CONTENT PLEASE

You forgot to mention
  • we signed deals with CR7 and Iniesta on TAM
  • RBNJ announced all time low attendance numbers
  • USMNT camp erupted into a brawl between American and foreign born players
  • Midas Mulligan disdainfully insulted a new forum member
  • Pirlo did something ridiculous - let's say, while wandering one of his vineyards he discovered heretofore unknown lost additions to the Dead Sea Scrolls
  • LionNYC LionNYC bought three new scarves
  • And NYCFC distributed their 4th fan survey of 2017, this one slightly shorter than the previous three at only 537 questions

"Hello, my name is Lion and I'm a scarfolic."

"Hi, Lion."

"Two weeks ago, I bought the skyline and ugly sweater scarf from Ruffneck Scarves. Then last week, I thought I should get the 2015 NYCFC Draft scarf since I have the 2016 one and will buy the 2017 one. I had to buy it from Kohls online as it was the only place selling it. I have a problem."
 
I lol’ed. Those are good. What’s not good is two threads with Angela Miller revived in one week.

I kind of miss the Pirlo centric hot takes combined with a super itchy trigger finger. I swear she had promised to stick around even after Pilo left but I guess her interest faded. It's too bad she would have loved Haak.
 
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I kind of miss the Pirlo centric hot takes combined with a super itchy trigger finger. I swear she had promised to stick around even after Pilo left but I guess her interest faded. It's too bad she would have loved Haak.
She’s still around. And still “interested.” She just moved to a different forum.
 
I lol’ed. Those are good. What’s not good is two threads with Angela Miller revived in one week.
Careful. Don’t say her name 3 times...


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Florida might be underwater by this time next week. Big storm headed our way. I’m on the opposite coast of where it’s expected to make landfall. I know a few people on here have moved to Florida recently. PLEASE go buy water and everything you need RIGHT NOW. The stores will be completely empty. If it passes us it’s not a big deal, you’ll drink the water anyway.
 
Judge Reinhart is trending on Twitter, and my brain thinks of Judge Reinhold instead. He hasn't been active lately , and is not that old, so I think "I hope he's OK." So I click and the first tweet says he doesn't think the entire Mar-A-Lago affidavit should be unsealed, and I wonder why anyone cares what Judge Reinhold thinks about the Mar-A-Lago subpoena.

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Also I just realized I get Judge Reinhold and Daniel Stern confused.
 
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Also I just realized I get Judge Reinhold and Daniel Stern confused.
I am just imagining the comedy of substituting Daniel Stern for Judge Reinhold in essentially every scene of Fast Times.
 
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