NYCFC Player Nicknames

David Villa can't be anything else than BATMAN !!
Sean Johnson The Incredible Hulk ! A beast who turns Green like his goalie wear !
John Stertzer The Candy Boy , or Stertz till it hurts , or Mr 15 minuets .
 
I was afraid to ask, but did anyways in the off chance they're not as bad as my gutter of a mind thinks
People People People !! SoupInNYC SoupInNYC mgarbowski How can you not look at our John Stertzer with all that sweet exterior and think that's one piece of Candy I can't wait to sink my teeth into ?? Hence Candy Boy !!! But how the Hell ya'll forgot about the one game at home i think when he was a sub ?? Then did so Bad in 15 minuets that PV promptly kicked hiss ass out . Gee with this forum filled with stat guy's I'm amazed us emotional investors have to remind ya'll of that !

Now Do You Really Need the explanation for Batman???!!!! ........Batman Come on ! King of Superheros and of Gotham City aka NY ! You mean you never heard of Batman and all he means and represents ? WOW ! Your name fits you to a T then you are truly a LostAnvil LostAnvil !!!
 
People People People !! SoupInNYC SoupInNYC mgarbowski How can you not look at our John Stertzer with all that sweet exterior and think that's one piece of Candy I can't wait to sink my teeth into ?? Hence Candy Boy !!! But how the Hell ya'll forgot about the one game at home i think when he was a sub ?? Then did so Bad in 15 minuets that PV promptly kicked hiss ass out . Gee with this forum filled with stat guy's I'm amazed us emotional investors have to remind ya'll of that !

Now Do You Really Need the explanation for Batman???!!!! ........Batman Come on ! King of Superheros and of Gotham City aka NY ! You mean you never heard of Batman and all he means and represents ? WOW ! Your name fits you to a T then you are truly a LostAnvil LostAnvil !!!

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
 
I'm pretty sure that Slosh was a reference to his alcoholism.
I coined it. And then realized after the fact that it was more evil than I intended. So I did what you'd expect. Pointed out that I definitely didn't mean it that way and then used it anyway.

It was just an unfortunate accident.
 
I'm pretty sure that Slosh was a reference to his alcoholism.
I coined it. And then realized after the fact that it was more evil than I intended. So I did what you'd expect. Pointed out that I definitely didn't mean it that way and then used it anyway.

It was just an unfortunate accident.
Wow. I didn't even know about that. Brings new perspective to things like seeing him with his kid during the anthem.
 
People People People !! SoupInNYC SoupInNYC mgarbowski How can you not look at our John Stertzer with all that sweet exterior and think that's one piece of Candy I can't wait to sink my teeth into ?? Hence Candy Boy !!! But how the Hell ya'll forgot about the one game at home i think when he was a sub ?? Then did so Bad in 15 minuets that PV promptly kicked hiss ass out . Gee with this forum filled with stat guy's I'm amazed us emotional investors have to remind ya'll of that !

Now Do You Really Need the explanation for Batman???!!!! ........Batman Come on ! King of Superheros and of Gotham City aka NY ! You mean you never heard of Batman and all he means and represents ? WOW ! Your name fits you to a T then you are truly a LostAnvil LostAnvil !!!
thank you for the... colorful explanations! I figured most of them, but wanted to double check instead of assuming - they've been added to the list
 
I coined it. And then realized after the fact that it was more evil than I intended. So I did what you'd expect. Pointed out that I definitely didn't mean it that way and then used it anyway.

It was just an unfortunate accident.
is that the true meaning? thought it was for his poor movement/footwork - should I update the meaning or remove it all together?
 
I coined it. And then realized after the fact that it was more evil than I intended. So I did what you'd expect. Pointed out that I definitely didn't mean it that way and then used it anyway.

It was just an unfortunate accident.
I didn't want to throw you under the bus :)
 
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For Herrera, Daddy Yangkee. I think it's pretty cool, I think it was one of the writers on Hudson River Blue who started it first.
 
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is that the true meaning? thought it was for his poor movement/footwork - should I update the meaning or remove it all together?
No - the meaning was he spills everything.

Like "Flappianski".

As I said, the drinking connotation was accidental. Or at least not conscious.

You try to coin a nickname for Josh Saunders that reflects spilling balls and looking goofy and do better than "Slosh". Shit isn't easy.
 
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I think PV is because we're all lazy and don't want to write Patrick Vieira. Not a nickname.
We could call him HPV, Hysterical Patrick Vieira, because he puts out lineups that are bound to give our results cancer.

Btw, this is a joke. I am not advocating this for the list.

But while we're at it, I think the main list should indeed be updated to explain Slosh is about spilling the ball.

Also, we could maybe make Pir-NOOOOOO!!!! official. Another no explanation necessary.
 
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I've seen a Wine Em Dine Em 69 jersey in 2015. It's a nickname.

If Tommy Mac from West Nyack is allowed then surely Angelino's is too.
Also move to strike both of these as being neither nicknames nor entertaining or insulting. They are more like chants than names. Let lion start his own damn "chants or phrases that I personally Identify as nicknames" thread. Just give 'em the red from this thread!

It's too good of a piece of club history to let those travesties stand next to some of the genius of others, like BAJ ( BxLio91 BxLio91 - come back btw. )
 
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Also move to strike both of these as being neither nicknames nor entertaining or insulting. They are more like chants than names. Let lion start his own damn "chants or phrases that I personally Identify as nicknames" thread. Just give 'em the red from this thread!

It's too good of a piece of club history to let those travesties stand next to some of the genius of others, like BAJ ( BxLio91 BxLio91 - come back btw. )
I updated the list for Saunders and Pirlo. Will keep the discussion open about Angelino and Tommy before striking them from the list.
 
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Also move to strike both of these as being neither nicknames nor entertaining or insulting. They are more like chants than names. Let lion start his own damn "chants or phrases that I personally Identify as nicknames" thread. Just give 'em the red from this thread!

It's too good of a piece of club history to let those travesties stand next to some of the genius of others, like BAJ ( BxLio91 BxLio91 - come back btw. )
Thank you. I have returned.
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