I spoke with Orlando fans this morning, and they assured me that you have a very large penis. They said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed their penises, which, they assured me, were nearly microscopic in size. Your penis, they said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud the Orlando supporters in their honesty.
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