"We missed you in the beginning of the season"

Missed your chance to troll them. Should have asked for info on their exec suites and had them send it so you could look it over and compare pricing. Each time they call back you can delay and haggle on the perks and say you need more time. Finally just tell them you're not interested.

Eh, no need to mess with the working man (or woman) trying to make a buck.
 
FWIW - I have gotten phone calls from ticket reps of the Red Bulls and Cosmos (2x) this week. I mean I'm a season ticket holder already for NYCFC, so I get them not calling me, but I hope folks at are offices are as busy.

I'm not a season ticket holder, and I got a phone call from NYCFC's ticket office before the season opener, and a follow-up about a week later. They were offering season tickets and five-game plans.