Florida Man Challenge

BxLio91

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Because watching paint dry is more interesting than watching our beloved team play currently, let's put our precious time to proper use.

The objective is to enter Florida Man followed by the month/day of your birth in Google search and post the first headline pertaining to some unsettling acts achieved by potential Disney FC fans.

This is the quality content y'all frequent this site for.
I'll start.

October 16th

Police: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend.

https://6abc.com/police-man-commits-murder-over-imaginary-girlfriend/2540084/
 
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Midas Mulligan

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Because watching paint dry is more interesting than watching our beloved team play currently, let's put our precious time to proper use.

The objective is to enter the month/day of your birth in Google search and post the first headline pertaining to some unsettling acts achieved by potential Disney FC fans.

This is the quality content y'all frequent this site for.
I'll start.

October 16th

Police: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend.

https://6abc.com/police-man-commits-murder-over-imaginary-girlfriend/2540084/
This is excellent.

mine involves buffalo and a dildo

https://995qyk.com/2018/10/30/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-an-adult-toy-on-field-last-night-in-buffalo/
 

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Florida man calls 911 because his mom won't pay for IHOP

Side note: I search using Duck Duck Go. Google is evil.
 
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Lol this went viral down here a few weeks ago. We’re really not that crazy.
Although the mayor in my neighboring city was recently arrested for running an illegal doctors office out of his house without a license. He shot at the cops when they came to arrest him. Then, 2 weeks after he was released the new mayor was also arrested.
 

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Lol this went viral down here a few weeks ago. We’re really not that crazy.
Although the mayor in my neighboring city was recently arrested for running an illegal doctors office out of his house without a license. He shot at the cops when they came to arrest him. Then, 2 weeks after he was released the new mayor was also arrested.
Job is cursed
 
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Lol this went viral down here a few weeks ago. We’re really not that crazy.
Although the mayor in my neighboring city was recently arrested for running an illegal doctors office out of his house without a license. He shot at the cops when they came to arrest him. Then, 2 weeks after he was released the new mayor was also arrested.
*proceeds to post about how crazy Floridians are*
 

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I read that story on another site and they said the bird is 6’ tall, 130lbs, can run 31mph, and has 4” talons that it uses to kill prey. That sounds like a direct descendant of the velociraptor..... and this dude was breeding them.
 
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