Friday Offtopic: CONTENT PLEASE

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I heard we had a stadium deal all set until Mix ruined it by hitting on several city council members AND their teenage daughters.

Also, Mikey Lopez is responsible for the decision to stop wearing white shorts with the light blue kit. I think he also designed the Juventus logo.
 

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I heard we had a stadium deal all set until Mix ruined it by hitting on several city council members AND their teenage daughters.

Also, Mikey Lopez is responsible for the decision to stop wearing white shorts with the light blue kit. I think he also designed the Juventus logo.
Ned Grabavoy pointed out that the cheesesteak vendor didn't have the necessary permits and got it shut down.
 
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I heard we had a stadium deal all set until Mix ruined it by hitting on several city council members AND their teenage daughters.

Also, Mikey Lopez is responsible for the decision to stop wearing white shorts with the light blue kit. I think he also designed the Juventus logo.
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I heard we had a stadium deal all set until Mix ruined it by hitting on several city council members AND their teenage daughters.
But thankfully his contract contains a specific provision permitting him to ruin any and all stadium deals by hitting on city council members AND their teenage daughters.
 

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I heard we had a stadium deal all set until Mix ruined it by hitting on several city council members AND their teenage daughters.

Also, Mikey Lopez is responsible for the decision to stop wearing white shorts with the light blue kit. I think he also designed the Juventus logo.
PS: I'm not sure about that last bit re the Juventus logo. The rest is rock solid.
 
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