Gedion Zelalem [Midfielder]

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There seems to be a lack of enthusiasm regarding Gedions performance when he’s able to make it onto the pitch.
My diagnosis for Gedions performance issues is quapium intemperie of the cranium. The top and forward heavy weight distribution of his capillus capitus results in an uneven pull on the head which leads to a cascade of mechanical compensations making optimal performance incredibly difficult if not impossible. The typical treatment for cases like this is unremarkable and the first step in correcting this affliction is simply a sensible haircut.