I think it works too well not to consider a Matarritaville chant to the tune of the chorus of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville. Here's my first shot at keeping the lyrics consistent with song, no pride in authorship. Just having a little bit of chilly, post holiday weekend, better than working fun.
Wasting your time again in Matarritaville
Searchin’ for who ran off with your ball
Some people claim that there’s a Tico to blame
Yes we know, BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM, it’s our Tico’s fault.
Wasting your time again in Matarritaville
Searchin’ for who ran off with your ball
Some people claim that there’s a Tico to blame
Yes we know, BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM, it’s our Tico’s fault.