OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

[Gene]

Entire Professional Soccer Team Dead After Team Bus Goes Over Slight Speed Bump

SANTA ROSA, CA — Tragedy struck the sporting world when an entire professional soccer team was killed after the team bus glided ever so slightly over a minuscule speedbump at 0.5 mph.

babylonbee.com

 

[LionNYC]

Is this a competitor to Nutmeg News?

 

[mgarbowski]

Is this a competitor to Nutmeg News?

It's more like the Onion, but with a Christian/conservative POV.