Player Nicknames & T-Shirts

[Gotham Gator]

We've got a lot of new guys, and not as many new nicknames. Any thoughts.

I have two.

For Bravo, I like "The 6 Train". I would love to see a T-shirt looking something like the below.

The

Train​

Making All Stops

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[Gotham Gator]

For Jack Harrison, I like Jack Jack because it allows us to use the phrase "Jack Jack Attack".

Then, we could do a t-shirt that plays on the Pixar short "Jack Jack Attack" - like the below image, but maybe with a picture of him dribbling or shooting.

 

[RockShrimp]

Or we could do a mockup of JFK Jr saluting his father's casket with "Derby Day" written on it...

Too soon?

 

[RockShrimp]

Mikey Likes It! would be another obvious one, if anyone wants a Mikey Lopez T-shirt.

 

[Jock]

The 6 train is too much of a fucking disaster to tar our players with that name.

 

[Ulrich]

We've got a lot of new guys, and not as many new nicknames. Any thoughts.

I have two.

For Bravo, I like "The 6 Train". I would love to see a T-shirt looking something like the below.

The

Train​

Making All Stops

​

If we're staying with the Subway motif, would Pirlo be the L-Train: Doesn't Run On Weekends

How about Mikey as the G-Train: Shorter than Most While Always Late

Saunders as the Times Square S-Shuttle: One Stop Only


***I kid about Pirlo, he's upped his running effort a lot this season

 

[Hobo]

Something simple like name and number e.g. "Clusterfuck 12"

 

[northernburbs]

Or we could do a mockup of JFK Jr saluting his father's casket with "Derby Day" written on it...

Too soon?

It's never too soon for anything.
I print t-shirts for a living.
If an asteroid hit the earth tomorrow and killed 6.4 of the 6.5 billion people Iwould have 100 million people who would buy a "I survived the asteroid" shirt. I have the screen ready, just hope I survive.

 

[Seth]

It's never too soon for anything.
I print t-shirts for a living.
If an asteroid hit the earth tomorrow and killed 6.4 of the 6.5 billion people Iwould have 100 million people who would buy a "I survived the asteroid" shirt. I have the screen ready, just hope I survive.

You should print it. I'd buy one, and probably a bunch of other people would too.

 

[northernburbs]

You should print it. I'd buy one, and probably a bunch of other people would too.

which 1 JFK or asteroid or 6 train

 

[Seth]

which 1 JFK or asteroid or 6 train

Well I was thinking asteroid, but maybe you could somehow combine all three into a single shirt of awesomeness.

 

[canchon]

If we're staying with the Subway motif, would Pirlo be the L-Train: Doesn't Run On Weekends

How about Mikey as the G-Train: Shorter than Most While Always Late

Saunders as the Times Square S-Shuttle: One Stop Only

And Lampard as the L-train, soon to either be reduced to 20% capacity or shut down all together.

 

[Gotham Gator]

which 1 JFK or asteroid or 6 train

I would love for someone to help make the 6-Train shirt a reality. I lack the artistic ability, but I would be happy to help finance and market.