Poll: Who will we see on the pitch first this year?

Who Will Hit the Pitch First?

  • Frank Lampard

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • Jack Harrison

    Votes: 36 90.0%

  • Total voters
    40
My inside source is telling me Lampard is getting a start Saturday vs Vancouver.
Everybody should be fully prepared for him to then limp off in the 25th minute like both Calle and Wingert did last year.
 
At this point I despise the Lampard signing but I hope he returns soon and is the piece we need to rip off a serious win streak.
 
My inside source is telling me Lampard is getting a start Saturday vs Vancouver.

Does that source also say that Johansen is starting and that everyone in the stadium will get a free chicken bucket?
 
No. My source says Johansen gets his first start about a week to 10 days after he signs with the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers.
 
Harrison gets a start vs Toronto.

Fatso, he make an appearance 10/23 v the Crew, because the team brass feels he needs a proper send off from the fans after valiantly struggling to return from injury all season. We think we're showing our outrage by tossing the chicken from our buckets at him, but he just starts (lamp speed) running around and eating every chicken finger that hits the field.
 
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