I just got back from pooping in the dark - my damn job installed motion sensors to save energy and go green - but while I was making brown, the lights shut off - I used my phone as a light and despite my frantic waving, nothing would trip the sensor - I quickly fell into a feeling of "this is my life now" and had to find the strength to continue while praying to all of the deities that someone wouldn't walk in - yes, Player 2 would have brought the welcomed light, but the thought of impending embarrassment trumped my wants - I had already accepted my fate - but don't worry, dear reader, I survived to tell the epic tale of the time I pooped in the dark
Have any interesting or bizarre stories from the tiled jungle?
Have any interesting or bizarre stories from the tiled jungle?