Dear Sirs:
Before Minnesota enters MLS, please make sure they remove "United" from their official team name. Since the league already has two clubs using the "United" moniker, a third would be ridiculous, redundant and upset those types who measure their manhood by how authentic they are. Three teams using United would upset the balance of the Universe as we know it.
Sincerely,
--Manchester United
--Newcastle United
--West Ham United
P.S. Don't even think of calling them Minnesota City FC!!!
Sincerely,
--Leicester City
--Manchester City
--Norwich City
--Stoke City
--Swansea City