Make a chant about the person above you

[NYCFC_Dan]

Let's get creative!

If you don't want a chant about you then type a players name and the following person has to write one about them.

 

[northernburbs]

Like this

Dan is a fucking shit.
Dan is a fucking shit.
The little twit.

I know it sounds negative but its the first thing i thought of.
Easy to remember- no printed out sheets needed

 

[Shane1988]

Ohhhhhhhhh Northernburbs!!!!!
Watcha gonna do when Totti!!! Calls It A Day
Ohhhhhhhhh Northernburbs!!!!!
Watcha gonna do when De Rossi!!!! Come to America

 

[hatt91]

(To the tune of yellow submarine)

The third post here
Was made by Shane

And every time
He goes to the game

He sings loud
And he sings proud

For the team
Called N Y C

We All Cheer For
N Y C F C

N Y C F C

N Y C F C

 

[Albany_NYCFC]

(To the tune of The Gangs All Here)

SHANE SHANE he has a beard
A mighty mighty man beard
A mighty mighty man beard

SHANE SHANE have you heard
He never learned to shave.........

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

He has 1,242 credits to his name!
He has 1,242 credits to his name!
He has 1,242!
1,242!
1,242 credits to his name!
He'll have 1,243 when he replies!
He'll have 1,243 when he replies!
He'll have 1,243!
1,243!
1,243 when he replies!

 

[Albany_NYCFC]

He has 1,242 credits to his name!
He has 1,242 credits to his name!
He has 1,242!
1,242!
1,242 credits to his name!
He'll have 1,243 when he replies!
He'll have 1,243 when he replies!
He'll have 1,243!
1,243!
1,243 when he replies!

I have 1,243! I have 1,243!
Dan was right!! Lucky lucky me!!!

 

[Shane1988]

(To the tune of The Gangs All Here)

SHANE SHANE he has a beard
A mighty mighty man beard
A mighty mighty man beard

SHANE SHANE have you heard
He never learned to shave.........

I wish lol I go for the clean shave look plus the missus won't let me grow a beard XD

(To the tune of yellow submarine)

The third post here
Was made by Shane

And every time
He goes to the game

He sings loud
And he sings proud

For the team
Called N Y C

We All Cheer For
N Y C F C

N Y C F C

N Y C F C

That's next year when I finally get to New York lol

I wanna see some loving for Fat sorry Frank Lampard lol

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

1988 - the year of Shane-o-Mack
And next time he see's fat frank
We'll cheer cause Shane-O's-back!

 

[joe]

Dan, Dan, he's our man
If he can't do it, Falastur can

 

[CP_Scouse]

Hes fucking Joe
Hes fucking Jooooeee
He is damn average
Because he is Joe

joe

 

[mgarbowski]

He's the Voice of a Generation
Who won't succumb to moderation
He's from College Point
Not Liverpool
He's CP Scouse!

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

Lebowski loves to bowl!
He likes to throw the ball
He turns around when he lets go
Cause he knows he got them all!

 

[Falastur]

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?...

Nah, I kid. How about:

There's only oneeeee Dan the Admin!
There's only oneeeee Dan the Admin!
He spends our money on cars,
His rhymes are subpar.
Walking in a Danbucks Wonderland.

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

Dan, Dan, he's our man
If he can't do it, Falastur can

The day the forums forgot about einwindir
We will all remember 03/24

 

[Christopher Jee]

Hey Dan
Or is it Dejan
I think Dejan is 10 times better
But when 'merkins mispronounce your name
It's a pain to explain
That they're mispronouncing one letter

<repeat>

Na na na na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na

Dejan

</repeat>

 

[roxfontaine]

Chris Jee *clap clap clap*
Spell it out *clap clap clap*
Not letter G *clap clap clap*
But J-E-E *clap clap clap*

 

[QuigrNYCFC]

Chris Jee *clap clap clap*
Spell it out *clap clap clap*
Not letter G *clap clap clap*
But J-E-E *clap clap clap*

When Rox Fontaine,
When Rox Fontaine!

Goes posting in,
Goes posting in!

Ohh when Fontaine goes posting in!

I'll be proud to be in that post thread,

When Rox Fontaine goes posting in!

 

[FredMertz]

We love Quigr
We love Quigr

On these boards he's relatively newer.

We love Quigr
We love Quigr

Sometimes he uses less, when he ought to use fewer.

 

[CatNYC]

You can tell from Fred Mertz’s avatar he’s got mad style!
Way more than his namesake who hikes his pants up by the mile!

They’re both awesomely cool,
but our Fred’s much smarter!
You’ll never see the other Fred
spend any money on soccer!

(Courtesy of a lifelong I Love Lucy fan.)