Frank Lampard [Midfielder]

[LionNYC]

You can play Find Fat Frank in our lineup
You can play FFF when people stand up
You can play FFF anywhere!
That cheeky bugger's good at hiding!

Surprised an Englishman would show up to support a Scot. And Murray loses in 4 sets. When Fat Frank shows up in the US, everyone loses.

Murray played in the second tier stadium. Frank Lampard plays for City's 2nd tier team. They both lost when Lampard showed up to support.

 

[Jock]

Surprised an Englishman would show up to support a Scot.

Everybody turns up to support the Scots. Because we're God's chosen people.

(also, there's some thing in some sports, tennis being one of them, where people are just British.)

 

[LionNYC]

Everybody turns up to support the Scots. Because we're God's chosen people.

(also, there's some thing in some sports, tennis being one of them, where people are just British.)

 

[brett]

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/lampard-rules-out-premier-league-loan-return

Hopefully this is true

 

[mgarbowski]

^^^^^^^
Chrome detected a foreign language and offered to translate. When rendered from Bullshit to English he apparently said, "After the embarrassing fiasco of the last 'loan,' you would have to be a bigger idiot than even me to try that again."

 

[SayWhat44]

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1110...ampard-to-train-with-club-during?ICID=HP_HN_2

Man City invites Lampard to train with them in the off-season. Tread carefully Frank...

 

[mgarbowski]

http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/1110...ampard-to-train-with-club-during?ICID=HP_HN_2

Man City invites Lampard to train with them in the off-season. Tread carefully Frank...

Even I have no problem with this.

 

[SayWhat44]

Even I have no problem with this.

Nor should anyone.

 

[Fantazma]

Nor should anyone.

i await the bloggers negative response....something something nycfc the worse thing in MLS

 

[danger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/659042537018126336

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/683384513985122304

Fucking legend.

 

[LionNYC]

https://twitter.com/x/status/683384513985122304

Fucking legend.

Where are there any Cold Stones left in New York? He must not be in New York.

 

[mgarbowski]

Where are there any Cold Stones left in New York? He must not be in New York.

There are some in Queens but based on the signage I think he's in Thailand.

 

[Ohenry]

Where are there any Cold Stones left in New York? He must not be in New York.

He's on his honeymoon with his kids but not in Queens. He's in Dubai.

 

[LionNYC]

He's on his honeymoon with his kids but not in Queens. He's in Dubai.

Couldn't he get a free vacation in Abu Dhabi? NYCFC should honestly have its preseason training there to get used to the temperate conditions of playing in MLS summer.

 

[Nick_nycfcfan]

Where are there any Cold Stones left in New York? He must not be in New York.

There's a ton in Central NY, but I don't think he's there.

 

[Falastur]

There are some in Queens but based on the signage I think he's in Thailand.

The writing behind him is Arabic, not Thai. As Ohenry said, he's most likely in Dubai for his honeymoon.

 

[mgarbowski]

The writing behind him is Arabic, not Thai. As Ohenry said, he's most likely in Dubai for his honeymoon.

Yeah it fooled me. I think the typography of the signage threw me, although I'm hardly an expert in either. It's amazing, btw, how many places Cold Stone Creamery is. I thought they were kind of a small chain.

OTOH, didn't the Lampards honeymoon last summer, that being reason he showed up so damn late, weeks after Pirlo did (not even counting the injuries)? Not that it makes any substantive difference, but they had a honeymoon. This is a regular vacation.

 

[LionNYC]

I think more credit should go to the ice cream maker rather than Lamps. To get the scoop to fly off like that with such distance is hard. If you have good hand-eye coordination that should be okay to catch.

 

[danger]

He's training for concessions in case he doesn't make the starting 11