You forgot Lampard's: Cookie Burger (from Redmen TV)A running list of past and present player nicknames for reference purposes. Please let me know what is missing and what the nickname means so it can be added. Special thanks to Midas for inadvertently causing me to start this list just so I could decipher his posts.
RJ Allen
- Sitch ("The Situation")
Eirik Johansen
- Lurch (character from The Addams Family)
Sean Johnson
- SeanJohn (fashion company by Sean Combs)
- The Milkman
Frank Lampard
- Fat Frank (fans thought he looked fat when he played for West Ham)
Mikey Lopez
- Sal ("San Antonio Lopez" because he aspires to USL quality)
Tommy McNamara
- Triple-U or Ucubed (Useless Unless Unmarked)
- TPFKAU (The Player Formerly Known as Ucubed)
- Tubby Messi (Men in Blazers?)
Maxi Moralez
- Frasquito (“little flask” or “Small Jar” - the soccer embodiment of that old Argentine saying: "Good things are always found in small jars." )
Andrea Pirlo
- Ill Maestro (play on "il maestro" or "the teacher")
John Saunders
- Slosh (liquid moving irregularly)
Ben Sweat
- CBA ("Can't Be Arsed")
David Villa
- El Capitan ("The Captain")
- El Guaje (“The Kid” in Asturian)
added! thanksYou forgot Lampard's: Cookie Burger (from Redmen TV)
A running list of past and present player nicknames for reference purposes. Please let me know what is missing and what the nickname means so it can be added. Special thanks to Midas for inadvertently causing me to start this list just so I could decipher his posts.
RJ Allen
- Sitch ("The Situation")
Eirik Johansen
- Lurch (character from The Addams Family)
Sean Johnson
- SeanJohn (fashion company by Sean Combs)
- The Milkman
Frank Lampard
- Fat Frank (fans thought he looked fat when he played for West Ham)
- Cookie Burger (from Redmen TV)
Mikey Lopez
- Sal ("San Antonio Lopez" because he aspires to USL quality)
Tommy McNamara
- Triple-U or Ucubed (Useless Unless Unmarked)
- TPFKAU (The Player Formerly Known as Ucubed)
- Tubby Messi (Men in Blazers?)
Maxi Moralez
- Frasquito (“little flask” or “Small Jar” - the soccer embodiment of that old Argentine saying: "Good things are always found in small jars." )
Andrea Pirlo
- Ill Maestro (play on "il maestro" or "the teacher")
John Saunders
- Slosh (liquid moving irregularly)
Ben Sweat
- CBA ("Can't Be Arsed")
David Villa
- El Capitan ("The Captain")
- El Guaje (“The Kid” in Asturian)
I added Jack's nickname above, but the other two are their real names so that might not count - will see if others chime in on this - thanks!Not sure what qualifies as a nickname but below are some thoughts:
- I've seen Harrison called BAJ (Big apple jack)
- Not sure if it counts but people get confused when someone calls Ethan White, Norris (His actual first name)
- Sean Okoli goes by Ugo
If players read the forums..
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Lord Kwame - Kwame Watson-Siriboe
LOL. Subscribed.Ring: . . . The Precious.
"Jason Richards"We need a good nickname for . . . . Lewis too.
Those aren't nicknames. They're propaganda.Yeah, too many of these are derogatory. I get that some may be, but they should be positive on balance.
Villa: El Guaje, El Capitán
McNamara: McNamullet, TMac, Tommy Mac from West Nyack
Callens: 6-Train
Chanot: Don't Chanot
Brillant: Brilliant!
Chanot and Brillant: French Resistance (or if performing poorly, the Maginot Line)
Shelton: Q-Tip
Sweat: Makem Sweat
Hey Matarrita!
Wallace: Rodfather
Jack: Jack Flash, Boy Wonder
Moralez: MiniMax
Ring: One True Ring, The Precious
Awuah: Ooh Ah!
Okoli: Yugo
We need a good nickname for Herrera. Lewis too.
Lampard: ILamp
Saunders: Punch Out
??? I'm not getting the reference."Jason Richards"
Those aren't nicknames. They're propaganda.
I jokingly coined the Maginot line once or twice, but haven't used it since. Nobody refers to them as such outside of the context of my initial post.Even "The Maginot Line"?
I jokingly coined the Maginot line once or twice, but haven't used it since. Nobody refers to them as such outside of the context of my initial post.
I'm pretty certain this was Lewis:??? I'm not getting the reference.