NYCFC Player Nicknames

A running list of past and present player nicknames for reference purposes. Please let me know what is missing and what the nickname means so it can be added. Special thanks to Midas for inadvertently causing me to start this list just so I could decipher his posts.

RJ Allen

  • Sitch ("The Situation")

Eirik Johansen
  • Lurch (character from The Addams Family)

Sean Johnson

Frank Lampard
  • Fat Frank (fans thought he looked fat when he played for West Ham)

Mikey Lopez
  • Sal ("San Antonio Lopez" because he aspires to USL quality)

Tommy McNamara
  • Triple-U or Ucubed (Useless Unless Unmarked)
  • TPFKAU (The Player Formerly Known as Ucubed)
  • Tubby Messi (Men in Blazers?)

Maxi Moralez
  • Frasquito (“little flask” or “Small Jar” - the soccer embodiment of that old Argentine saying: "Good things are always found in small jars." )

Andrea Pirlo
  • Ill Maestro (play on "il maestro" or "the teacher")

John Saunders
  • Slosh (liquid moving irregularly)

Ben Sweat
  • CBA ("Can't Be Arsed")

David Villa
  • El Capitan ("The Captain")
  • El Guaje (“The Kid” in Asturian)
You forgot Lampard's: Cookie Burger (from Redmen TV)
 
A running list of past and present player nicknames for reference purposes. Please let me know what is missing and what the nickname means so it can be added. Special thanks to Midas for inadvertently causing me to start this list just so I could decipher his posts.

RJ Allen

  • Sitch ("The Situation")

Eirik Johansen
  • Lurch (character from The Addams Family)

Sean Johnson

Frank Lampard
  • Fat Frank (fans thought he looked fat when he played for West Ham)
  • Cookie Burger (from Redmen TV)

Mikey Lopez
  • Sal ("San Antonio Lopez" because he aspires to USL quality)

Tommy McNamara
  • Triple-U or Ucubed (Useless Unless Unmarked)
  • TPFKAU (The Player Formerly Known as Ucubed)
  • Tubby Messi (Men in Blazers?)

Maxi Moralez
  • Frasquito (“little flask” or “Small Jar” - the soccer embodiment of that old Argentine saying: "Good things are always found in small jars." )

Andrea Pirlo
  • Ill Maestro (play on "il maestro" or "the teacher")

John Saunders
  • Slosh (liquid moving irregularly)

Ben Sweat
  • CBA ("Can't Be Arsed")

David Villa
  • El Capitan ("The Captain")
  • El Guaje (“The Kid” in Asturian)

Not sure what qualifies as a nickname but below are some thoughts:

- I've seen Harrison called BAJ (Big apple jack)
- Not sure if it counts but people get confused when someone calls Ethan White, Norris (His actual first name)
- Sean Okoli goes by Ugo
 
Not sure what qualifies as a nickname but below are some thoughts:

- I've seen Harrison called BAJ (Big apple jack)
- Not sure if it counts but people get confused when someone calls Ethan White, Norris (His actual first name)
- Sean Okoli goes by Ugo
I added Jack's nickname above, but the other two are their real names so that might not count - will see if others chime in on this - thanks!
 
I didn't know the Ben Sweat one. I usually go with "No Sweat".

If we're going to the way back, there were also:
Jeb Brovsky
- Brosky or The Stache

Chris Wingert
- Wingdings
- Birthday Boy (if we didn't use this one, we should have)
 
Lord Kwame - Kwame Watson-Siriboe

LORD KWAME WATSON SIRIBOE is always in all caps.


Also John Stertzer is Candy boy or Candy ass depending on how well he did.

Edit for reasoning: LORD KWAME WATSON SIRIBOE I have completely forgotten the history for, but I do remember that it came about in one of the shout boxes in year 1. I think it has something to do with a reference to the Nigerian price scam.

And @Angelamiller came up with John Stertzer as candy boy, why you will have to ask her. I call him candy ass because he was so god awful that he got subbed out 10 mins after getting subbed on.
 
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Yeah, too many of these are derogatory. I get that some may be, but they should be positive on balance.

Villa: El Guaje, El Capitán
McNamara: McNaMullet (his old hairstyle), TMac, Tommy Mac from West Nyack (his hometown)
Callens: 6-Train (after the local subway line: He "makes all stops")
Chanot: Don't Chanot
Brillant: Brilliant!
Chanot and Brillant: French Resistance (both are French) - or if performing poorly, the Maginot Line (failed defensive fortification in WWII)
Shelton: Q-Tip (old hairstyle)
Sweat: Makem Sweat
Matarrita: Hey Matarrita! (after the puzzlingly popular dance song from the 90s)
Wallace: Rodfather (after the movie)
Jack: Jack Flash (he is fast), Boy Wonder (used on TV after his Red Bulls goal last year)
Moralez: MiniMax (he is small but highly effective; a Game Theory strategy)
Ring: One True Ring, The Precious (what Gollum calls the Ring in Lord of the Rings)
Awuah: Ooh Ah! (name)
Okoli: Yugo (play on middle name and old compact car from Yugoslavia)

We need a good nickname for Herrera. Lewis too.

Lampard: I❤️Lamp (Tifo from 2015 based on scene from Anchorman)
Saunders: Punch Out (self explanatory)
 
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Yeah, too many of these are derogatory. I get that some may be, but they should be positive on balance.

Villa: El Guaje, El Capitán
McNamara: McNamullet, TMac, Tommy Mac from West Nyack
Callens: 6-Train
Chanot: Don't Chanot
Brillant: Brilliant!
Chanot and Brillant: French Resistance (or if performing poorly, the Maginot Line)
Shelton: Q-Tip
Sweat: Makem Sweat
Hey Matarrita!
Wallace: Rodfather
Jack: Jack Flash, Boy Wonder
Moralez: MiniMax
Ring: One True Ring, The Precious
Awuah: Ooh Ah!
Okoli: Yugo

We need a good nickname for Herrera. Lewis too.

Lampard: I❤️Lamp
Saunders: Punch Out
Those aren't nicknames. They're propaganda.
 
I jokingly coined the Maginot line once or twice, but haven't used it since. Nobody refers to them as such outside of the context of my initial post.

I remember seeing it elsewhere, but didn't know who. The Maginot Line is not remembered for its effectiveness, to put it mildly.

Funny that they have hardly ever played together as a pair.
 
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