Fuck it. I am going to do all the groups.
These are ELO/Chess ratings - more accurate than FIFA, which would look even in any event since they were used for seeding. Note that the #10 (Italy) and #15 (Chile) in these rankings did not make the tournament, so the best 16 in the tournament go through the #18 rated team.
Looking for a Group of Death? find the group with the highest ranked 3rd or 4th best team.
Group A: Uruguay (13), Russia (45), Egypt (48), Saudi Arabia (61) - Sum of rankings: 167
Group B: Spain (3), Portugal (4), Iran (21), Morocco (44) - 72
Group C: France (5), Peru (12), Denmark (19), Australia (33) - 69
Group D: Argentina (6), Croatia (16), Iceland (21), Nigeria (41) - 84
Group E: Brazil (1), Switzerland (13), Serbia (23), Costa Rica (30) - 67
Group F: Germany (2), Mexico (17), Sweden (20), S. Korea (37) - 76
Group G: England (7), Belgium (9), Panama (47), Tunisia (52) - 115
Group H: Colombia (8), Poland (18), Senegal (24), Japan (28) - 76