Stop being such a cockwomble.
He wouldn't start for Manchester City, nor would he start for Liverpool. Chelsea, who knows - they play one up front, a game which doesn't suit Villa. Admittedly he would no doubt start for Arsenal as they're so weak up front. If Un*ted play the reported one up front then he wouldn't see the field there due to the new managers love for RVP and amount of money Shrek is on. Clubs such as Everton, Spurs, Aston Villa, etc. prefer the presence of an out-and-out big striker up front which means Villa would drift in from out wide, thus not starting as a striker but a wide midfielder.
Anyway, I can't be arsed with this anymore. You've read far too much into it and I've heard from a number of posters stating that you're a dick.
The original point was a compliment so you can stop being such an inane cockwomble.