If you could cut one player

[Midas Mulligan]

Based on your ability to suffer their play. No salary considerations or further guarantees.

Which one?

For me, choice is among 3. Tpfkau,Sitch, Sal.

Even given how shit tpfkau is, I'd still choose one of the others. Frankly, for me, it has to be Sitch.

I can not deal with him. I literally hate watching the other two. But Sitch brings me actual physical pain because he's a brain dead foul machine good for nothing Jersey shore extra.

 

[Christopher Jee]

I don't think I'd cut anyone without other considerations. But you probably already knew that. If I had to cut somebody to ensure not hearing any more complaints about them OTOH...

 

[Midas Mulligan]

I don't think I'd cut anyone without other considerations. But you probably already knew that. If I had to cut somebody to ensure not hearing any more complaints about them OTOH...

Totally fair. It's a choose your own adventure scenario, so whatever reason you want.

 

[roxfontaine]

Brillant for me. He's just not very good mentally.

 

[Midas Mulligan]

Brillant for me. He's just not very good mentally.

It is surprising given his background and experience, but you're spot on.

To everyone on the board, I hope you guys understand that I don't actually hate any of our players. I hate watching some of them play, but I root hard for them to succeed whenever any of them are on the pitch. Being a cynical, overly critical, caustic bastard is just my nature. I have spells of controlling it, but when I see the same shit over and over, it spills out. I know it shouldn't, yet I can't stop it. Is there a support group for this plight?

 

[roxfontaine]

Is there a support group for this plight?

This IS it. We're all different degrees of loony.

 

[Midas Mulligan]

This IS it. We're all different degrees of loony.

 

[LostAnvil]

yeah Brillant or even Shelton

 

[Rimil]

if i could have one wish, it would be that all the boys and girls joined hands and sing together in peace and harmony.

If i could have two wishes, first diffidently the crap about the kids, but second i would cut brillant, I'd cut him hard, no romance. Fucker makes too much money for how bad he is and how little he contributes. Plus he takes up an international slot. And when he does get to play he is used in the shittiest way to protect a lead making a 5 man back line that gives me cancer to watch.

Edit:

oh not considering their salary/other factors, just on their shit play. I guess that would have to be johansen. I just can't stand to watch his indecisive play from a position that demands confidence, and to watch his stone hands in action. Everyone else whos a fringe player screws up and then does something decent. I havn't really seeen anything good from johansen. I'd cut bait and start grooming a better backup.

 

[Seth]

Is there a support group for this plight?

There is. Meets approximately every other week at Yankee Stadium from March through October. Only problem is sometimes you feel worse after going.

 

[Seven]

Cutting Brillant means our back up CB is White. No thanks

 

[Rimil]

Cutting Brillant means our back up CB is White. No thanks

we're gonna cut and replace... cut, and replace... if we have the votes. But we if we have to we can just cut.

 

[Davo15]

Right this second RJ. That pass that was basically right to Toronto (where SJ saved his bacon) was arguably the most pathetic thing I saw last night and that's saying something.

 

[QuigrNYCFC]

I'd cut Pirlo. He doesn't fit into our system. He can't play defense and he's too expensive for the output.

 

[Fake Jew]

I'd cut Pirlo. He doesn't fit into our system. He can't play defense and he's too expensive for the output.

Well this thread was fun while it lasted time to lock it.

 

[EganSoccerWords]

Who is Sal? Forgot to pick up the Midas Mulligan Glossary on Amazon Prime Day

 

[Midas Mulligan]

Who is Sal? Forgot to pick up the Midas Mulligan Glossary on Amazon Prime Day

San Antonio Lopez

 

[Mario]

id cut lopez, shelton, white, brillant, and choose to start every game down a man for 60 minutes

 

[100G and above]

Based on your ability to suffer their play. No salary considerations or further guarantees.

Which one?

For me, choice is among 3. Tpfkau,Sitch, Sal.

Even given how shit tpfkau is, I'd still choose one of the others. Frankly, for me, it has to be Sitch.

I can not deal with him. I literally hate watching the other two. But Sitch brings me actual physical pain because he's a brain dead foul machine good for nothing Jersey shore extra.

Somewhere a logistics company is failing

 

[Jack]

Midas Mulligan YOU WOULD start this thread lol

Tommy Chicken Nuggets & Shore Allen are easy cuts for me right now. Lurch is a non factor with Sean Johnson back.