Pretty horrible game today. Subway was a nightmare, so only got to the game 20 minutes in, by which point we were already a goal down, so that was a nice way to set up the afternoon.
Saunders - 5
The guy is a replacement level keeper, nothing more, nothing less. His knack for showy saves has endeared him to the fans, but his distribution is awful, and he has at least one moment of madness a game where he decides he wants to forfeit use of his arms and use his legs instead. Half the time it'll end up in a goal, half the time it'll be a big save. Today it ended in a good point-blank save and some more Saunders chants from behind the goal, but I have almost no confidence in the guy.
Iraola - 6
Forgive me for being thoroughly underwhelmed with this guy so far. He doesn't get forward as much as I would like, and his aerial ability leaves a little to be desired. Thought he improved a lot when Mix came on, and they had some nice link-up play down the right. That cute flick right at the end racing into the area deserved better - if only he'd been more advanced for the previous 93 minutes.
Mena - 5
Honestly, I don't see how he's an upgrade from KWS or any of the other clownshoes at this point. Perhaps he's lacking fitness, but he was constantly caught out of position today, and it cost us with that sloppy Impact goal.
Hernandez - 6
Being generous here, because he looked more confident on the ball than Mena did, but his positioning is still poor. It's terrifying how vulnerable we look on the counterattack. Which brings me on nicely to young #69...
Angelino - 5
Really not his day today. His quality on the ball is undeniable, he shows some really nice touches, and is always looking to bomb forward, but he was outmatched by Oyongo in one-on-one situations, and left us vulnerable on the counter too many times by giving the ball away when he was in their final third. He just didn't get much joy going forward, and the question marks about him defensively means that he has to make an impact further down the field if he's going to be a positive influence. Still, he's young.
McNamara - 7
Probably the best of a bad bunch for us today. Plenty of industry, worked hard, looked forward and took his goal very well. He's exceeded my expectations this year.
Jacobson - 5
His distribution is just not good enough, plain and simple. I counted at least three occasions where he killed momentum through a misplaced pass - if he's going to fit into a midfield containing players like Pirlo, where possession is everything, it's just not going to work. Didn't really offer much protection to the back line, and is certainly not going to be stepping up into any kind of 'destroyer' role anytime soon.
Pirlo - 6
Massive disappointment for me today. Couldn't make it to the game last week, so this was my first glimpse of him in the flesh, but nothing really came off for him. Is not quite on the same wavelength as Villa just yet, although you get the feeling it could be deadly once they are. Am desperately hoping that he doesn't fall into what I'm calling the "Villa Trap", of mistrusting his teammates and trying to do it all. He's going to be far less effective if he adopts that mentality. Props to the bro behind me who watched him get robbed near the halfway line and said "He needs to learn to look behind him once in a while". If anyone's able to relay this priceless advice to the World Cup-winning, three-time Serie A player of the year, then please let me know - we can only get better from here.
Grabavoy - 4
At the start of the season, as I was getting to know our roster, and MLS, a little better, I couldn't quite work out Grabavoy's role. He seemed confident enough on the ball at times. He never really pushed forward, or tracked back. So six months later, I see him in the lineup - ahead of players who have done really, really well in recent weeks - and ask myself: what IS Ned Grabavoy? I'll take "Anonymous Playmakers" for $200. I'll take "Momentum Killers" for $800, please. I'll take "Time Wasters" for $1000, please. Congratulations, that's your Daily Double! Get him the fuck out of the starting XI, get him the fuck off the bench, and get him the fuck off the payroll.
Calle - 6
Absolutely astounded he didn't get sent off for that stupid, stupid two-footed challenge in the first half. He's clearly pressing right now - he hustled and bustled down the left, without much end product. I think there's more to come from him, but whether it's on the left wing or at left back I'm not sure.
Villa - 6
Looked horribly isolated without Mullins or Poku to feed off. Montreal did a good job of restricting him outside the area, and his trademark frustration seemed to take hold by the second half, as some of his shots were a little premature. Once again looked like our only viable attacking outlet. Took his penalty well too.
Poku - 6
Came on and immediately showed what he brings to this team (which also, Jason, happens to be precisely the thing this team needs), which is some hustle and some direction. However, after his initial burst he seemed to fade, and seemed to get bypassed by Pirlo and Lampard, who were clearly more focused on stretching the play. He needs to start, there's no denying it.
Mix - 6
Also needs to start. There needs to be a good reason as to why Mix was sitting on the bench today, because he gave us an impetus that was sorely lacking once he came on. Has the quality on the ball, and the vision to make a difference - more minutes on the pitch today might have delivered more results.
Lampard - 6
I'll give Kreis the benefit of the doubt and not subscribe to any conspiracy theories about the timing of this substitution (no-one's going to get booed right after we've got back into the game). I gave him what my girlfriend described as a "mild booing", but the majority of the stadium seemed glad he was there. He undeniably looked off the pace, that's for sure. Maybe - gasp! - he was carrying an injury! I'll leave the conspiracy theorists to debate that one, but I was encouraged by a couple of things. First - the direct passing. No other player seems confident or capable enough to spray the ball across the field, or try a long cross-field pass to someone in space - that ball over the top to Poku nearly paid dividends. Secondly, and most importantly - he was by far and away the most vocal player on the field once he came on. He was constantly offering instructions and encouragement to the rest of the midfield and the defense, adjusting the shape of the backline and directing the play. No-one else on the team offers that, and his experience will be invaluable. I think we all know that had it not been for the CFG shitshow of last autumn, Lampard would have been the captain from day one, but that's obviously never going to happen now - hopefully he can still be a positive influence.
The referee was fucking heinous. I'll have to watch the replays, but from where I was standing he got both penalty decisions wrong.
Atmosphere seemed flat. Kind of lame that things didn't pick up until the (woeful) Third Rail drummers turned up 35 minutes late. Seriously, we need a Kickstarter to buy those guys a Metrocard and some drum lessons, they're dreadful. Interesting thing was that before they showed up, there seemed to be a little bit of organic discontent rumbling among the fans after the second Montreal goal - the "Where the fuck is Lampard" chant was the first time I've heard a genuinely negative chant, and that was kind of encouraging to me. Then, right on cue, the drummers showed up, and the first "Hey Baby" of the afternoon struck up, and we were back to robotic cheering, regardless of the dogshit performance before us. Saw plenty of folk celebrating outside the Dugout after the game as usual - good job, guys, glad you enjoyed yourselves.
That said, before anyone accuses me of jumping on the anti-"Hey Baby" bandwagon, may I be the first person to point out that "Come On You Boys In Blue" is now being over-used far, far more than Hey Baby ever was. We've got a lot of work to do, folks - on and off the field.