I've always thought we should do a deal with the Roughriders and make them our #2 team. It's a great name and a long-standing team in that community. Win-win.
As for Yonkers, there's the racetrack, which is taking up a ton of space so that a few people can play the slot machines all day. True story - we just took a family trip to Italy, and one stop was the Circus Maximus in Rome, where the Romans held their chariot races. One of my kids said "too bad there aren't any chariot races today, could you imagine?" I had to reply "well, actually..."