This is all anyone needs to know about Pirlo's time at NYC.
Another poster mentioned that out of nowhere his assist rate went down when he came to NYC. I think it was mgarbowski.
So one of two things happened:
1) Pirlo got really old, really quick and was suddenly ineffective or
2) his new teammates at NYC were not nearly as talented as his old teammates on his Italian club team.
1. If he sucks for us because his teammates can't provide the elevated play he requires the bottom line is still sucks for us and is a bad fit. If he's still so great let some world class team in a world class league take him off our hands so he can perform to the level he would revert to with adequate teammates.
2. Amazingly, while the finishers on NYCFC suck compared to Serie A, the MLS defenders are apparently just as good as Serie A, keeping our crappy finishers from finishing Andrea's perfect passes.
3.
Khiry bloody freaking Shelton gets 1.89 times as many assists as Pirlo per 90 minutes with the same pathetic teammates. But it's not Pirlo's fault. He's an Italian legend. It's his teammates' fault. Pirlo's teammates are actively sabotaging him.
4. Pirlo's goals are at 17% of his prior career rate. But it's not his fault because his teammates suck and bend time and space to prevent his free kicks from going within 10 feet of the goal. If he were still in Italy he'd have had easily a half dozen free kick goals with superior teammates using their mind powers to put his kicks on frame.
5. Villa's Assists are at 94% of his prior rate (compared to Pirlo 77%). Villa's goals are at 117% of his prior rate per minute. That's just like Pirlo. Oh wait. It's not. It
100 points higher! Must be that inadequate teammates help players who come from La Liga but hurt those from Serie A. Or maybe MLS is better than La Liga.
6 Maxi is getting assists at 161% of his prior rate and goals at 107%. It is a team-wide conspiracy holding Pirlo back, in which his teammates pretend to suck only when he passes the ball.
Andrea Pirlo
He's not old. He's Italian. He's just as good as ever. That's all anyone needs to know. Really.
Just ignore all the fucking evidence.