Lampard's Drive to 18 Goals

You ask me to put a number up for motivation and then you sling shade at his hypothetical beach trip... I hope nobody else on the team scores this year and Lamps pulls all the slack and clears 25 just to give you his crooked little smirk and cookie burger finger.
Well, it may be a sore calf. He probably won't be able to suck it up to get there. 25 is a pipe dream. Old Man gonna do old man things.
 
20. That fat fucker will never score 20. He's a piece of shit. Sorry motherfucker won't sniff 20.

I think we've got ourselves a full kit wanker bet here. If Lampard scores 20 goals you'll have to go full kit Lampard wanker for the next match.

Are we including playoff goals? Only regular season?
 
It went from 10 to ?? At some point

so the idea should be to get him to that area ASAP with ever attack and then shoot at him
I meant what number do you want me to make it. After he passed 10 I changed it to ??
 
Alberg close behind in similarly limited minutes -- 0.80
True. Should have given him an honorable mention, especially since he's on 9 goals. If he scores a brace in his next game as Lamps just did, he'd have the same goals in fewer minutes than Frank.
 
So the game worn boots came in today. I'm at work and won't open it till later tonight but it would be pretty amazing if they're from the 10th goal game or any game he scored in.
I asked for a letter of authenticity and they were pretty cool about providing one so it'll be interesting to see if it includes what game they're from.
 
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