Lampard's Drive to 18 Goals

[LionNYC]

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No more Fat Frank. Guy looks 28 not 38

This making the Chelsea/New England Revs girl super thirsty

 

[engine46]

This making the Chelsea/New England Revs girl super thirsty

Don't forget Montreal.

 

[LionNYC]

So by the end of the regular season: over/under 16 goals for Frank Lampard

 

[FootyLovin]

So by the end of the regular season: over/under 16 goals for Frank Lampard

I think the interesting over/under question is his end of season rank on the MLS scoring list. Current top 10 (11):

1. Villa - 17
2. Gio - 16
3. BWP - 16
4. Piatti - 14
5. Larin - 13
6. Adi - 13
7. Dwyer - 12
8. Lamps - 11
9. Valeri - 10
10. Pontius - 10
11. Ola Kamara - 10

Lamps is over 800 minutes behind all the guys ahead of him on this list. Question, does he crack the top 5 by season end?

 

[LionNYC]

Would Lampard be number one on the MLS scoring list if he's played the full season? Or is his Goals/90 just crazy?

 

[NYCFC_Dan]

Wasn't me that changed it

What number

 

[FootyLovin]

Would Lampard be number one on the MLS scoring list if he's played the full season? Or is his Goals/90 just crazy?

Have to think yes. Here's the Top 10 list with (G/90). Lamps might not sustain that for a season, but you'd have to bet on him having at least six more goals if he'd played non-stop from March 1 onward.

1. BWP - 17 (.68)
2. Villa - 17 (.65)
3. Gio - 16 (.64)
4. Piatti - 14 (.58)
5. Larin - 13 (.6)
6. Adi - 13 (.55)
7. Dwyer - 12 (.47)
8. Lamps - 11 (.88)
9. Valeri - 11 (.47)
10. Ola Kamara - 10 (.65)
11. dos Santos - 10 (.47)
12. Pontius - 10 (.42)

On the one hand you'd think there would be some regression to the mean. On the other hand he is so far above everyone else, it is more than a little insane.

 

[Ulrich]

What number

It went from 10 to ?? At some point

 

[LionNYC]

Does someone have a goal chart of where he's scored from? As I can recall everyone has been very, very much inside the box.

I'd like him to score a McNamara-esque screaming one time.

 

[danger]

Does someone have a goal chart of where he's scored from?

From Squawka:

 

[JayH]

From Squawka:

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Looks very Lampardesque

 

[Ulrich]

What number

It went from 10 to ?? At some point

From Squawka:

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so the idea should be to get him to that area ASAP with ever attack and then shoot at him

 

[LionNYC]

I guess with the change of title that the over/under has moved to 18?

Lampard should win MLS Comeback Player of the Year, does he also deserve NYCFC Player of the Year?

 

[Midas Mulligan]

What number

20. That fat fucker will never score 20. He's a piece of shit. Sorry motherfucker won't sniff 20.

 

[adam]

20. That fat fucker will never score 20. He's a piece of shit. Sorry motherfucker won't sniff 20.

That's what I call motivation

 

[Midas Mulligan]

That's what I call motivation

For what? We sure he doesn't have an anniversary trip planned or something? Around the conference semis I'm sure.

 

[adam]

For what? We sure he doesn't have an anniversary trip planned or something? Around the conference semis I'm sure.

I'm actually worried he's hoping for a call up to Man City again with his new found form.

 

[Ulrich]

For what? We sure he doesn't have an anniversary trip planned or something? Around the conference semis I'm sure.

You ask me to put a number up for motivation and then you sling shade at his hypothetical beach trip... I hope nobody else on the team scores this year and Lamps pulls all the slack and clears 25 just to give you his crooked little smirk and cookie burger finger.