Matthew Dunn

I'd deny being from Jersey as well. Good for the kid.
 
I like that he has no fucks to give for jersey.

Nashville is an awesome town. Jersey is a place you get stuck in traffic.

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Sorry. I have to disagree with you here. Jersey is so much more than a place to sit in traffic. It's a place to be run off the road by Casino buses and OTR semis. It's a place to get coffee at Quick Check. It's a place to roll your windows up while driving between Rutherford and Woodbridge. It's a place where black bears are fucking jerks. It's a place where you can't make a goddamn left turn like you would on a normal goddamn road.

+15 points for a Matt Punn
 
And it's the wealthiest state in the Union, home of some of the country's most beautiful beaches, a short ride to two major cities, and a transit hub for those coming to New York City.
 
And it's the wealthiest state in the Union, home of some of the country's most beautiful beaches, a short ride to two major cities, and a transit hub for those coming to New York City.

And yet you can't make a left turn...
 
And yet you can't make a left turn...


Funny you say that. So I had a meeting in NJ last week - probably haven't been to my home state in about a year. The place we were meeting was on the other side of the highway. I had to drive two more miles before I found a jughandle. Never realized how frustrating it was.