Mix Poetry Thread

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

In honor of our newest signing, let's see what the forum can come up with in Mix's favorite literary vehicle, poetry:

Mix in NYC.
Who is the most excited?
Third Rail or teenage girls?

We know that a baseball field's not ideal,
Our kit is a copy and Franks's deal got repealed,
But, who cares? We got Mix,
The other problems we can fix,
And the rest of the league can suck Norwegian eel

 

[LostAnvil]

A haiku:

Now in big apple
Mix and match his Yankee caps
Flowing hair of gods

 

[Kubah]

Ode to Diskerud in limerick form:

There once was a footballer named Mix
A true stud with the ball and the chicks
His play had great flair
As did his long hair
Can't wait to see his backheels, headers and flicks

::bows::

 

[Vito]

*golf clap*

 

[Nicholas Constantino]

My Mix haiku

Better than Lampard
Saving us from CFG
Mix to the rescue

 

[LostAnvil]

From @NYCFC_Dan

https://twitter.com/x/status/555399060358967297

 

[SayWhat44]

Even after all his tricks
We've landed Mr. Mix
He was rumored to have signed somewhere south
Until the truth came from his mouth
We will see him score with ninja kicks
We welcome you... Mr. Mix

 

[MikeDatTiger]

Look! Coming down the hill,
Comes one of our heroes from Brazil!
Hark! There is America's Number 10,
He took it from Landon Donovan!
To give the Red Bulls their licks
To dazzle the Revs with his tricks
To give Lampardgate its fix
To bring soccer to the land of Knicks
It is our man, New York's Mix!

 

[Ahab_Flanders]

This is the saga of Mix Diskerud
and his transfer to New York City.
He flirted with Portland, Columbus he wooed,
but turned on them both, what a pity!

Some on /r/MLS thought it quite rude,
when Mix went and left them all dizzy.
His tweets, games and poetry they thought crude,
but his hair, they admitted, was pretty.

The rumors resumed, to New York they'd allude,
and Mix thought that Kreis sounded nifty.
So he donned his best cap--NY Yankees, sky blue--
ha det Norge, hallo New York City!

 

[Capt.Tsubasa]

All hail Mixias with the flowing mane,
Shall his magical touch transform our game!
Saviour of the city that got frankly fu... robbed,
He brought back the joy, let's rejoyce to the gods!

 

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

USL keeper,
Bad possession in midfield?
Blue wins, three zero

 

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

There once was a man from Norwegius,
He was misused and abused by #TheGenius
So to DC he flew,
To beat up Peru,
Flowing hair, easy flair--Nordic Jesus.

 

[LostAnvil]

There once was a man from Norwegius,
He was misused and abused by #TheGenius
So to DC he flew,
To beat up Peru,
Flowing hair, easy flair--Nordic Jesus.

you should Tweet that at him