It is indisputable that Shakira’s hips don’t lie. (Thank you, I’m here all week.)Thoughts on Shakira? Dude seemed good at selling fouls to the ref. Maybe he had an off day, maybe we contained him well, but it looked like money not so well spent.
As for Chicago’s Swiss import, “my wife who knows nothing about soccer” immediately gleaned that 1) he has freakishly large calves (calves don’t lie?) and 2) he was aggressively flopping. What I saw was a potentially dangerous threat who had little chemistry with his teammates and/or bad support, and didn’t seem willing or able to carry them on his back. Unless that changes they have wasted a lot of money. I also saw a lot of Albanian flags so he’s probably drawing in some new folk to MLS.