Song For Lampard's First Game

[knittersupremo]

To the tune of My Boyfriend's Back, by the Angels

Frank Lampard's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
You been spreading lies that he was untrue
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
(Hey I know he wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)
(What made you think I'd believe all your lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)
Frank Lampard's back he's gonna save his reputation
(Hey-la-day-la Frank Lampard's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Yeah, Frank Lampard's back
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Look out now, yeah, Frank Lampard's back
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
I could see him comin'
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
So you better get a runnin'
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Alright now
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Frank Lampard's back now
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
[Fades]
Know he's comin' after you
(La-day-la, Frank Lampard's back)
Because I know he's been true now...

 

[AndreT_NY]

I like the fact the Lampard is coming but damn that song is long.

 

[doctorhoosier]

The only song that should be used for Lampard's return is this one:

 

[BxLio91]

F*** off
F*** off
F*** off back to England
F*** off back to England Fat Frank.

 

[SayWhat44]

"Say you'll be there" - Spice Girls... He's got a little David Beckham in him

 

[Nicholas Constantino]

*explicit

 

[jerseyhotspur]

New York city is ours
New York city is ours
Fuck off back to England
New York city is ours.

 

[knittersupremo]

I like the fact the Lampard is coming but damn that song is long.

We could just use the chorus, it's mostly one line repeated.

 

[wolnutz]

In the style of "Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac:

Why don't you tell us if you're going to stay?
Why don't you tell us if you're going away?
Why don't you tell us what's going on?
Why don't you tell us who's on loan?

Why don't you tell us what's going on?
Why don't you tell us if you're finally our own?
Don't just tell us you love us!
Just tell me us you want us!

FRANK!
Just say that you want us
Just tell me that you need us.

FRANK!
FRANK!
FRANK!​

 

[roxfontaine]

Edit: woops. Wrong place.

 

[Buck Rogers]

You shut your mouth.
How could you stay?
You went about things the wrong way.
We are New York and we need to be loved
Just like David Villa does.

Then break into a rendition of Inno Milan to praise Villa.

Villa! Villa! only with you.
Villa! Villa! always for you.

oh.oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
a great striker.
our first player. ole!

Villa! Villa! only with you.
Villa! Villa! always for you.

oh.oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
a great striker.
our first player. ole!

 

[wolnutz]

I fully endorse any and all Morrissey or The Smiths songs being sung at NYCFC matches.

Maybe some "Certain People I Know," for when we're angry about CFG or the Yankees.

I take the cue from / Certain people I know / Ah, they'd sacrifice all / Of their principles for / anything cashable / I do believe it's terrible​

 

[joshdts]

Lampard shouldn't get shit until/if he earns it. He has no goodwill here as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

I fully endorse any and all Morrissey or The Smiths songs being sung at NYCFC matches.

Maybe some "Certain People I Know," for when we're angry about CFG or the Yankees.

I take the cue from / Certain people I know / Ah, they'd sacrifice all / Of their principles for / anything cashable / I do believe it's terrible​

Frankly Mr Shankley always comes to mind

 

[rangersnycfc]

Carefree wherever we may be we are the famous CFC ......

 

[mgarbowski]

I fully endorse any and all Morrissey or The Smiths songs being sung at NYCFC matches.

Maybe some "Certain People I Know," for when we're angry about CFG or the Yankees.

I take the cue from / Certain people I know / Ah, they'd sacrifice all / Of their principles for / anything cashable / I do believe it's terrible​

Oh god save us from whiny depressive Manchester pop.
Well, except for Joy Division. Always more Joy Division.

 

[doctorhoosier]

Oh god save us from whiny depressive Manchester pop.
Well, except for Joy Division. Always more Joy Division.

If there's anything more appropriate for NYCFC than "whiny" and "depressive" "Manchester", I have absolutely zero clue what it is.

 

[typicalcity]

Oh god save us from whiny depressive Manchester pop.
Well, except for Joy Division. Always more Joy Division.

How about isolation then lol

 

[typicalcity]

How about isolation then lol

Was going to add
Love will tear us apart
For the other view

 

[LionNYC]

New York's better! (Clap, clap, clap clap clap)