When I say my co-workers scare me, I mean it.

or works for whatever Get Riced is and is scared about their imagination writing a story around some kids who probably stumbled upon the flagpole by chance and pulled this prank.
 
Excuse Me , But Shouldn't you be The One to Scare the F out of everyone around you??? Now i mean this with all due Respect ! In fact it's with this Respect that i ask this Midas Mulligan Midas Mulligan o_Oo_O