I get the joke, but you'd assume gifts are baked into the price. If we all keep complaining, they'll just raise our prices $100 a year and get us all something really nice. I'd rather keep ticket prices low and choose how to spend my own money. I did like how they offered the beanie this year as an add-on. That's cool shit. If there was a list of 5 or so items only available to STH (maybe even personalized w section), and we got an email to choose to add 1 per seat for a specific price that would amazing.
Intern you paying attention?