I'm at work now and I just burst out laughing. "Steaming pile of feces" is what got me.lol my email to my rep
Had I know I would have added "P.S. I got a guy who can do a better job you should hire him. And I don't even know him, but I am 100% sure he could improve this steaming pile of feces you call a website"...... pretty sure that endorsement could have gotten you hired. But alas its too late.
I mean, I know I could make it better. Made an autodialer app for my internship that looks 3x as good as that website!