ATL Season Ticket Gift?

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This is actually a very dangerous gift. Something to throw at opposing players or coaches, or their own players or coaches if things goes to hell.
 
It's there first season! Of course it's going to go to hell! Can't wait to watch the gif of the rock hitting their coach in the face in Slow-mo
 
Ok so this isn't real. Apparently just a gift some guy got for his birthday. Nothing the club sent out, still funny imho.
 
This is actually a very dangerous gift. Something to throw at opposing players or coaches, or their own players or coaches if things goes to hell.
The Winnipeg Jets once had a peanut butter giveaway in the early '90s. The team blew a three goal lead in the third period and then gave up the winner in OT, resulting in the fans littering the ice with peanut butter jars. Many fans were injured after being hit by hurled peanut butter jars. Peanut butter jars are not a great giveaway item.
 
The Winnipeg Jets once had a peanut butter giveaway in the early '90s. The team blew a three goal lead in the third period and then gave up the winner in OT, resulting in the fans littering the ice with peanut butter jars. Many fans were injured after being hit by hurled peanut butter jars. Peanut butter jars are not a great giveaway item.
Crunchy or creamy?
 
The Winnipeg Jets once had a peanut butter giveaway in the early '90s. The team blew a three goal lead in the third period and then gave up the winner in OT, resulting in the fans littering the ice with peanut butter jars. Many fans were injured after being hit by hurled peanut butter jars. Peanut butter jars are not a great giveaway item.
If it was the Winnipeg Jets, they were probably glass jars rather than the plastic ones.... but more importantly, was the peanut butter chunky or smooth?

Edit- Damn you SoupInNYC for edging me out
 
Guys, we're all getting our names etched in a brick when the new stadium is built. How is that different then a rock with our names on it?
 
Guys, we're all getting our names etched in a brick when the new stadium is built. How is that different then a rock with our names on it?
We're all PAYING to have our names engraved on a brick..... unless the intern is horrible with informational copy and instead works in innuendo, I'm pretty sure they phrased it as Founding Members will have the opportunity to get their names on the brick, not that we're guaranteed.
 
We're all PAYING to have our names engraved on a brick..... unless the intern is horrible with informational copy and instead works in innuendo, I'm pretty sure they phrased it as Founding Members will have the opportunity to get their names on the brick, not that we're guaranteed.

We won't be paying for a brick. They'll just jack up the ticket prices for the first season in the new stadium.
 
If it was the Winnipeg Jets, they were probably glass jars rather than the plastic ones.... but more importantly, was the peanut butter chunky or smooth?

Edit- Damn you SoupInNYC for edging me out

Edit: Realized the title of this youtube video is "You got served sucker", didn't mean that in regards to you, lol. Just the video on Jim Gaffigan's thoughts on peanut butter.
 
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