Everyone needs to calm down and remember what we are - an American, MLS, expansion team with 3 players on our roster. We are not that attractive. So lower your expectations a bit. Compare us to other MLS teams, not the idealistic vision in your head.
Second, it's not like Lampard's using a walker. Sure he's older and won't last long here, but what's the worst that can happen? We don't get a 3-player dream DP team? Give it time. We are an expansion team, things will build. If Lampard never plays a game, he still helps raise awareness of the club. If he sucks, he sucks, and we move on next year.
Lastly, drop the 9/11 stuff. So overblown it's making me not want to come to the forums anymore.