The Deliciousness of Peanut Butter

[Mario]

i have not

 

[Joseph Bianco]

i have not

yeah, me neither

 

[roxfontaine]

#teamsmoove are just kinda like, yo slow jam this shit, I just ride smooth and easy. No need for grandstandin...

Mood in all things.

 

[Schwallacus]

Crunch + Anti schweinsteiger here

Never driving you to a game again. Agree on the crunch though.

 

[LeeNYCFC]

yeah, me neither

Leave it in the fridge and it'll get crunchy as hell (but you'll have wasted your nutella)

 

[Joseph Bianco]

Leave it in the fridge and it'll get crunchy as hell (but you'll have wasted your nutella)

done this before. its doesnt get crunchy it just gets hard. its not as bad as youd think i used to do this as a little kid. Then i would just scrape at it with a spoon and it eat it right out of the jar. Still its a total waste as it tastes much better in its original form

 

[roxfontaine]

This is turning into one of the greatest threads in forum history.

 

[Mario]

whole foods orgnanic peanut butter

 

[Joseph Bianco]

If smooth peanut butter was so smug and the only peanut butter type, then why does it need the suffix "smooth" in front of it? Are peanuts really an addition to something that is just a different form of itself? I understand where you're trying to go with the chocolate chunks in peanut butter, but chocolate is different than a peanut. Crunchy is just a different form of peanut butter in my opinion, thus why there is the difference between "SMOOTH" and "CRUNCHY." If Crunchy was a form of peanut butter with something in it, would it not be called something like "Peanut Butter along with Peanuts" or "Peanut Butter with Crunch" to distinguish it is a mix, and not a single form of peanut butter?

Don't bring pancakes into this, unless peanut butter is a favorite topping of them. That's acceptable.

Unfinished elements are fine to add to food/drinks. Some people love pulp in their orange juice/lemonade. Some people love to have fruit in their sangria. A smoothie will never be 100% smooth, bits of the fruit and seed will be mixed in, and that's fine.

does pulp in my orange juice cease to make it orange juice? i think NOT!

 

[mgarbowski]

If smooth peanut butter was so smug and the only peanut butter type, then why does it need the suffix "smooth" in front of it?

When people are consistently confused and mistaken, you often have to explain seemingly universal undeniable facts, and address them as if they are children. It doesn't make them right, or alter reality.

 

[LeeNYCFC]

When people are consistently confused and mistaken, you often have to explain seemingly universal undeniable facts, and address them as if they are children. It doesn't make them right, or alter reality.

Children you say?

http://nationalpeanutboard.org/peanut-info/fun-facts.htm

11. Women and children prefer creamy, while most men opt for chunky.

#TeamChunky

 

[Fake Jew]

Sangria is vaguely acceptable if it's over 90 degrees. It should never be confused with wine though.

Otherwise I would just grab the bottle and pour it out on the person that committed such sacrilege, it's a more productive use of the wine.

Sangria is wine though. It just has fruit in it.

 

[Joseph Bianco]

Sangria is wine though. It just has fruit in it.

here we go again

 

[Christopher Jee]

When people are consistently confused and mistaken, you often have to explain seemingly universal undeniable facts, and address them as if they are children. It doesn't make them right, or alter reality.

This entire thread has me ruminating about philosophical languages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Essay_towards_a_Real_Character,_and_a_Philosophical_Language

 

[Davo15]

Not directly a smooth VS crunchy point but my mom likes chocolate and peanut butter independently but not mixed together, that's weird right?

 

[Joseph Bianco]

Not directly a smooth VS crunchy point but my mom likes chocolate and peanut butter independently but not mixed together, that's weird right?

i agree with your mom