Won't happen until we open up a DP slot, but since everybody and their grandmother outside of the city hates all-things NYCFC, and we're public-enemy number one, then we might as well go all in and sign the vampire Luis Suarez. He's a pure goal scorer, and while I personally think the guy is unstable and a sociopath, all great geniuses in history had a serious character flaw - his just happens to be a fondness for human sweat & possibly flesh. He'd be Giovinco on steroids and every CB in the league would have nightmares leading up to the games - that and they'd need to make sure they've got their rabies vaccination. And at 28, he is EXACTLY the kind of DP we need.