Shit Talking Red Bulls

NYCFC_Dan

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Honestly it's no worse then what's being said about them by people on these forums.
Great for when we finally meet.
 

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Best part about this forum. It's maintained by the very members that the Metrostars sold out to become the worlds largest energy drink showroom.
 

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Why does red bull come in cans? Because they have no cups! FUCK THE PINK COWS!
Thats a really good one. I used a variation of that on a friend of mine who roots for the Washington Capitals (what do the Capitals have in common with an empty pantry.... no Cups) and he thought I was saying they had no Protective Cups because they had no balls. When I clarified I was refering to the fact they had never won a Stanley Cup, he was like "wait, are you sure they never won." What a fan, doesn't even know his team has 0 championships. Anyhow I digress. No cups is a good line!
 

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Why does red bull come in cans? Because they have no cups! FUCK THE PINK COWS!
Thats a really good one. I used a variation of that on a friend of mine who roots for the Washington Capitals (what do the Capitals have in common with an empty pantry.... no Cups) and he thought I was saying they had no Protective Cups because they had no balls. When I clarified I was refering to the fact they had never won a Stanley Cup, he was like "wait, are you sure they never won." What a fan, doesn't even know his team has 0 championships. Anyhow I digress. No cups is a good line!