Oh man. I'm so sorry I missed this yesterday. Is it too late?
Garbage can lids always get lost and they don't sell new lids only. You have to buy whole new garbage cans. That's some bullshit!
Some mice have moved into the wall of my office. I can't concentrate through their scratching. Fuck!
Bakeries don't keep on baking fresh bread in the late afternoon when I feel like having a warm toasty snack. Why just in the morning? Sleep in for god's sake.
My teenage daughter doesn't listen to me!!
Jason Kreiss. Still and forever.
People without grievances.
I wake up at 6 AM no matter what. I have nothing to do for 11 days, and yup, 6 AM, I'm up.
My wife never fills the bird feeder I got her for her birthday and then hung outside my office window.
And the birds eat way too much birdseed. WTF. I fill that thing and it's empty in under a day. Fuckin' hell.
Should I go on?