Lol, ok. The reason I responded as such is because you have only 5 posts prior to these recent ones, the last coming in August 2016, and all of a sudden, have gone on a YaYa tear, building him up to be some amazing world beater. If you think my post was insulting, then I apologize, wasn't meant to other than to point the above point out.
But if you want me to provide an actual response to your points, here goes....
You mention that Yaya is "the definition of a playmaker", which is a very bold statement for someone who going back the last 2.5 seasons has scored only 12 goals (3 being PKs) with 8 assists. This, on a team that consistently finishes at the top of the table within the Premier League and has one of the most prolific EPL goal scorers in Aguero to work with.
You say he can score from free kicks, going back through the 2014/2015 season, he has totaled 3 set piece goals (note that I'm not sure this means as a FK taker or a recipient) across all competitions where he has started in 98 matches.
You say he is one of the best PK takers in the world. I'm honestly not going to argue against this because I don't study PK takers enough to honestly dispute this with an argument that I am sure on. But we don't need to bring anyone in just so we have a solid PK taker. That's silly.
You say that YaYa can score if you give him any space outside the box in open play. Sure, kind of, I guess. He hasn't scored one from outside the box since the 2015/2016 season. Tommy McNamara has scored 5 in that same span.
Correct in that his nickname WAS "Man not Machine". If you Google "YaYa Toure Nickname" now you will find "Grandpa" and "Uncle YaYa" as his nickname, coming from Pep and Sterling.
Everything else here I cannot dispute with objective evidence. However, I will dispute whether or not he creates for his teammates as much anymore. He has just two appearances this season in the EPL, and last year in 22 starts and 1,947 minutes had 0 assists. He averaged 0.8 key passes that season (Pirlo averaged 1.3 this last season in what was arguably his worst year in MLS)
His biggest question marks surrounding him is his effort and pace on the field and that is why people argue that he is laid back. Not because he occasionally argues with the ref on a call or confronts an opponent after a hard foul on a teammate. If we need that, we can just sign someone straight from the NHL.
I don't care what global topics he talks about off the pitch. Maybe others do.
He is currently 4 years younger than Pirlo, yes. We signed Pirlo 2.5 years ago off of a UEFA Champions League Final team and while he had a decent first year and a half with us, was never a massive difference maker on the field. There is no evidence to suggest that someone who has 29 minutes of playing time this year will be an improvement there.
Ummm, yes you can. Giovinco, Allesandrini, Valeri, Lodeiro, Almiron, Villalba, etc., etc., etc. And those are just guys in the league. There are a ton of players out there that can be had that have more quality and are younger.
This is a ridiculous statement.
This post is completely subjective and is presumptuous and honestly frightening to a degree. To suggest that YaYa will play harder at NYCFC because PV is black and YaYa cares about racial equality issues is one of the most ridiculous things I've read on this board a while.