If We're Not Tangled Up In Blue, I Don't Know What We Are.

[Midas Mulligan]

 

[doctorhoosier]

Yes, we're singing the "Ballad of a Fat Man" for sure.

 

[doctorhoosier]

"It Ain't Me, Babe" by Fat Frank Lampard

Stayed away in the January window
I'll leave at my own chosen speed
I'm not the one you want, New York
I'm not the one you need

You say you're lookin' for someone
Who's never weak but always strong
To protect you an' defend you on /r/MLS
Whether you are right or wrong
Someone to open each and every score

But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, New York

Go lightly from the ledge, babe
Go lightly to the ground
I'm not the one you want, New York
I'll only let you down

You say you're lookin' for someone
Who'll promise never to part
Someone to retire for your club
Someone to retire his blue heart
Someone who will die for you and more

But it still ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it sure ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, New York

Go, melt back into the blue moon
Everything inside is made of stone
There's nothing in here moving
An' anyway in Manchester I'm not alone

You say you're looking for someone
Who'll get to New York before the fall
To run box to box constantly
And to come at a time you call
A legend for your club, and nothing more

But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no,it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, New York