If you want a two-minute stoppage every time someone gets kicked in the nuts, I'm sure there's a sport or pastime out there for you somewhere but I'm sorry, it's not football.
The glorious, spontaneous imperfection of football was what made me fall in love with it when I was a kid. It's hilarious, infuriating, brilliantly unfair. Now apparently people want to take the most exciting, controversial, heated parts of the game and hand them over to a guy in a truck outside the stadium. Why?
Give me two minutes of review during the game rather than a lifetime of hating referees.