See if you can follow here:
We are Jennifer Aniston:
In July, we started dating Brad Pitt (Frank Lampard):
He said all the right things, he wanted to marry us, and it seemed a match made in heaven. So we had no reason for concern when he decided to do a movie with Angelina Jolie:
Of course, we all know what happened while they were filming that movie.
At first, we were hurt:
But, just like Jenny did, we need to come out of it with our dignity intact. If it so happens we have to work with him for a few months this year, we need to be the better person, and remember he is stuck with this:
When he could have had this:
We are Jennifer Aniston:
In July, we started dating Brad Pitt (Frank Lampard):
He said all the right things, he wanted to marry us, and it seemed a match made in heaven. So we had no reason for concern when he decided to do a movie with Angelina Jolie:
Of course, we all know what happened while they were filming that movie.
At first, we were hurt:
But, just like Jenny did, we need to come out of it with our dignity intact. If it so happens we have to work with him for a few months this year, we need to be the better person, and remember he is stuck with this:
When he could have had this: