Frank Lampard Is Brad Pitt

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

See if you can follow here:

We are Jennifer Aniston:

In July, we started dating Brad Pitt (Frank Lampard):

He said all the right things, he wanted to marry us, and it seemed a match made in heaven. So we had no reason for concern when he decided to do a movie with Angelina Jolie:

Of course, we all know what happened while they were filming that movie.

At first, we were hurt:

But, just like Jenny did, we need to come out of it with our dignity intact. If it so happens we have to work with him for a few months this year, we need to be the better person, and remember he is stuck with this:

When he could have had this:

 

[Ahab_Flanders]

 

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

I like how at the end of your video, one of the previews is brad pitt getting punched in the face by shia lebeouf

 

[kylelovescrayons]

I completely understand this scenario - it's brilliant in fact - however where does Billy Bob Thornton come in?

 

[Gene]

This thread needs more Jennifer Aniston.

 

[tonyblue]

Oh dear god. It drags on and on and on. Now If only you'd put as much effort as it took to think this one up into supporting your club the future would be brighter.

 

[Tom in Fairfield CT]

I think we found Angelina's brother:

 

[MagnusPax]

To be honest, Angelina Jolie is probably a better person than Jennifer Aniston. One spends their spare time raising and adopting children and fighting injustice and famine in 3rd world nations. The other is going on celebrity dates, getting lipo and facelifts and occasionally, when she has time, commercials for St Judes. Sure ones a man-stealer, but she is also an action-hero.

Who would you pick?

 

[LostAnvil]

Oh dear god. It drags on and on and on. Now If only you'd put as much effort as it took to think this one up into supporting your club the future would be brighter.

be kind - rewind

 

[LostAnvil]

To be honest, Angelina Jolie is probably a better person than Jennifer Aniston. One spends their spare time raising and adopting children and fighting injustice and famine in 3rd world nations. The other is going on celebrity dates, getting lipo and facelifts and occasionally, when she has time, commercials for St Judes. Sure ones a man-stealer, but she is also an action-hero.

Who would you pick?

 

[MagnusPax]

If Brad Pitt doesn't get both, you and Frankie don't either.

 

[LostAnvil]

If Brad Pitt doesn't get both, you and Frankie don't either.

but what if I'm an Adonis?! this is the internet - hey, you never know

 

[MagnusPax]

but what if I'm an Adonis?! this is the internet - hey, you never know

Brad, is that you???

 

[Ahab_Flanders]

I completely understand this scenario - it's brilliant in fact - however where does Billy Bob Thornton come in?

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Well we know he has coaching experience.

Maybe he steps in after Kreis resigns in protest?

 

[LostAnvil]

Brad, is that you???

but maybe I am...

 

[MagnusPax]

but maybe I am...

Just to recap:

• Brad, is that you???
• No you're insane
• But maybe I am...

Interesting conversation. I think I know you better now.