Let's play MLS alphabetization.
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The drop down list starts off in reverse alphabetical order, but chaos quickly arrives with Kansas City between Toronto and Seattle. I was ready to write it off as typical "because MLS," until I realized that it makes sense if you assume the word "Sporting," which is still typical "because MLS" but at lest has some logic to it.
Keep going. San Jose above/after St. Louis works if you spell out "Saint." Salt Lake nicely fits in the same place whether you assume the "Real" or not.
But then you get Orlando between Portland and Philadelphia. Each team name has words after the city name and nothing before, so that's not the answer. Mistake? Even someone who cannot remember the order of letters (or who gets confused by reverse order) should know not to split two items that start with the same letter. Am I missing something?
New York is above New York City and LA is above LAFC, and both are wrong by the reverse order rule. But maybe once again you use the SKC rule and assume the "Red Bull" which alphabetizes after "City." Similarly for Los Angeles "Galaxy" and Los Angeles "FC." So we clearly have a hard, fast rule. Whew.
Fuck, Miami should be between DC and Houston if you assume "Inter." FC Dallas also would squeeze in there as well, and CF Montreal would go between Charlotte and Austin.
Look. I just want to look up stats. On a drop down list that includes only city names the order should be based on city names. As presented (looking at you St. Louis). Honestly I hate when they order by Inter not Miami, and FC not Dallas, but then they do that Sporting KC thing and this list is a pain in the butt. And go home, Orlando, you're drunk.