I think you mean house elves - as per Harry Potter, all Englishmen get one house elf
Same Boring Frank Lampard Thread 2.0
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did you give the elf a sock?
My Harry Potter knowledge is getting a little rusty. I thought that was a masturbation joke before I realised what you meant...
you never know with me - one minute it's teen fantasy novel humor - then WHAM! sexual stimulation of one's own genitals
This is anything but the same old boring lampard thread -
You guys see that other Daniel Radcliffe joint Equis? Where he has sex with horses? I haven't seen it so I'm just speculating that's what happens ... but I think that's what happens.
You guys see that other Daniel Radcliffe joint Equis? Where he has sex with horses? I haven't seen it so I'm just speculating that's what happens ... but I think that's what happens.
Hey Guys,
I have tickets right next to the players tunnel to the field (i.e the 3rd base dugout). The benefit of these seats are that the players/coaches/officials actually hear what you say and talk back on occasion. So, what should I say to Frank Lampard when he finally comes to NYC FC to play his first game? Need some suggestions. Thanks in advance.
I have tickets right next to the players tunnel to the field (i.e the 3rd base dugout). The benefit of these seats are that the players/coaches/officials actually hear what you say and talk back on occasion. So, what should I say to Frank Lampard when he finally comes to NYC FC to play his first game? Need some suggestions. Thanks in advance.
You should say, "Welcome. It's our privilege to have you here."
I was thinking something like, "Your flight was delayed like 6 months man"
He is getting paid to play here.... "privilege"??? You make it sound like he is doing us a favor by showing up when in fact he MUST (if he ever signs a contact)
That idiot would replace Christine as Fat Frank's sperm receptor if he could.He is getting paid to play here.... "privilege"??? You make it sound like he is doing us a favor by showing up when in fact he MUST (if he ever signs a contact)
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