IT'S LIONEL MESSI!
Seriously, guys ... we're overthinking this. It's the greatest player to ever play the game. He's not going to be 45 years old, he'll be in his mid-to-high 30's, and will tear the defenses in this league apart with one leg tied behind his back. It's Lionel Messi. Is there a chance it doesn't work on the field? Absolutely. But there are rumors about Lionel Messi playing for NYCFC, and some people are wondering if it's a good idea or not? Man, people just love being miserable.
If Lionel Messi comes here, it would be the best thing to ever happen to NYCFC. Bigger than David Villa by miles.